Member that Bullshit?!?!

If you’re here, you were part of the shit show called Stompernet. It was a great idea at first. Bringing together the top minds in the eCommerce space for small business owners like you to get access and learn from.

Member that Bullshit?!?!

If you’re here, you were part of the shit show called Stompernet. It was a great idea at first. Bringing together the top minds in the eCommerce space for small business owners like you to get access and learn from.

Only…that’s not exactly how it went down.

I should know. You see, I was there. I was “behind the curtain.” From 2007-2009 I was a Faculty Member at Stompernet. But at this point, who wasn’t?

‘member the Stompernet Live conference in Orlando in 2007 when John Reese won a BMW as the top affiliate and GAVE it to a Stompernet member, just to be cool?

That was awesome, for about a second, until it was realized it was a USED BMW…Brad’s used BMW… that was still under lease. John was super pissed by the dick move from Brad.

“So, yeah, you WON this car, and by WINNING I mean taking over my lease payments.” - Brad

‘member the Stompernet Live conference in Orlando in 2007 when John Reese won a BMW as the top affiliate and GAVE it to a Stompernet member, just to be cool?

That was awesome, for about a second, until it was realized it was a USED BMW…Brad’s used BMW… that was still under lease.

“So, yeah, you WON this car, and by WINNING I mean taking over my lease payments.” - Brad

Dear God. And there's more:

‘member when Don Crowther released SMARTS and it turned out it wasn’t so smart?!?!

‘member the legal battle between Andy and Brad?

’member the affiliates not getting paid?

‘member the staff getting an “emoticon” instead of their paychecks?

That all sucked donkey dicks - and that’s just the shit that went public!

I really meant for this letter to be a laugh riot, but the truth is, there isn’t much “funny shit” when we’re remembering Stompernet.

So what the hell, what’s with the domain getting resurrected?

Was it to piss off Andy? Nope.

Was it to piss off Brad? Maybe….Probably. 😉

Truth be told, I don’t really give a shit about either one. There was a time I did, but I’m all grown up now. I know, hard to believe. But let’s get down to it.

You are here because your business can do much, much better. It isn't doing what you expected it to do - what you need it to do. And I’m not here to sell you a $800/month pile of shit despite the “Stompernet” domain name. Oh, I’m sorry, I mean a $799 pile of shit. Because, that one dollar off is going to make you convert for sure…

This resurrection is all about getting access to your favorite Stompernet faculty member’s latest training, without blowing your wad.

Wait a minute…that didn’t sound right. Getting access without blowing your Brad. Wait, that was a typo… or a memo from Leslie? I can’t remember now.

 

Shit.

Okay, look, click below and get my free Google Ranking Cheat Sheet, which I am using to kill it in one of the most competitive markets out there.

Getting traffic isn’t rocket science. All the douchebags will tell you it is, but it isn’t. It’s not that hard, you just have to actually take action. Stopping at step two won’t get you where you want to go.

You know that though.

So enough already.

Click the link below and get my Google Ranking Cheat Sheet (yes, it’s updated for 2017, of course).

It’s some good shit.

It’s the least I could do for all the ass fuckery you put up with all those years.

Rock on.

Jerry West

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